What Never to Say to a Woman
November 7, 2013 § Leave a comment
Are you sick?
You look tired.
Have you gained weight?
VPL
October 11, 2012 § 1 Comment
In the world of women, VPL stands for visible pantie line. This is a big no no. If you’re wearing pants tight enough to see your pantie line then you shouldn’t be wearing a pair of undies that show the seam or wear a thong.
In the world of men, VPL stands for visible penis line. Don’t make us stare at your crotch, unless you want to be treated like a piece of meat. But then again, maybe you do 😉 I’ll spare you all an accompanying photo, y’all know how to use google image.
The Best Way to End a Date?
April 11, 2012 § Leave a comment
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=FoEkYzXL2zk
If honesty only worked so easily…
Flowers Are a Girl’s Best Friend
April 2, 2012 § Leave a comment
A more affordable best friend to diamonds, I believe, are flowers. What girl doesn’t like getting flowers? Well… maybe except for badly arranged ones or carnations from the 7 Eleven. Women particularly love getting flowers sent to their office so all the other ladies in the office can be jealous and wish their boyfriend/husband would send them flowers too. Most floral delivery services are expensive, ugly, and come in a box that need to be self assembled. A co-worker recently referred me to B. Brooks Fine Flowers when I wanted to send flowers to my mom in Sacramento. They are a network of florists specializing in fresh, seasonal flowers arranged with exquisite artistry. My mom got the beautiful arrangement below and I just gave them a description that she loved calla lilies and it was for her birthday. I love them! Arrangements start at $50 with a $10 service fee. Think about sending her flower just because. Remind her you’re always on her mind and sometimes she deserves to get pretty flowers.
Smell Yo Self
March 26, 2012 § Leave a comment
Before you leave the house take a good sniff of yourself. What do you smell?
Nothing smells better than clean. What does clean smell like? Not body odor, mildew or must, or anything overwhelmingly strong. I can be a sucker for cologne and I’ve been known to double take a man walking by no matter how ugly he was just off his scent alone but be sure not to put on too much. But nothing is like taking a sniff of a man’s hair or neck and smelling the subtle scent of soap/shampoo or laundry detergent. Am I wrong ladies? Nobody likes a dirty boy unless they are a dirty hipster/hippie chick.
Favorites
March 23, 2012 § 1 Comment
Stretch pima cotton boxer brief $19.50
If I were a man, and I do think about this a lot because my life would be so much easier, I think I’d be a boxer brief kinda guy. And Banana Republic’s stretch pima cotton boxer briefs would be my favorite! They come in seven different colors (3 which are online exclusive only) and go for $19.50. This seems a bit hefty for a pair of underwear compared to the pack of Hanes you buy from Target, but I promise you’ll love them. They are super soft with great elasticity and will last you longer than the average pair. Read customer reviews, they rave. Buy a pair and tell me if I’m wrong.
Just Put Er Down
February 27, 2012 § Leave a comment
So may I remind you guys again that most chicks are cray cray. That being said- if you ain’t interested in her and she’s starting to bug just tell it to her straight. You not responding to her texts or calling her back is not going to get the message across. In her crazy brain of hers she’s going to come up with all the excuses in the world of why you’re not calling her back. Believe me I know, I’ve been there. Just do her the courtesy of telling her your not interested or you just want a FTF.
Level Up Gents 